Would You Survive a Visit from the Night King?

Let’s be honest: if the Night King came knocking at your door, you'd probably fumble the Valyrian steel, trip over your cat, and get turned into a White Walker before you could even say “Winter is coming.”

Luckily, there’s a much safer (and considerably cooler) way to invite him into your home — no freezing temperatures, no undead armies, no awkward resurrection parties.

Say hello to the ICM 1/16 Night King Figurine — your very own mini master of icy doom.

Shop it here if you dare.

Let’s talk shop. Why this guy?

First of all, he’s iconic. Whether you loved how Game of Thrones ended or are still emotionally processing it over mugs of mulled wine and rants on Reddit (no judgement), the Night King is a symbol of that eerie, mysterious, and utterly badass villain energy. He didn’t need words. He just looked at you, raised a hand, and made you question every life decision.

Now you can build that energy.

Literally.

Benefits of owning this frosty fella:

• Therapeutic assembly: Piecing together the Night King is oddly calming. It’s like IKEA for fantasy nerds — except instead of a wobbly bookshelf, you end up with the undead commander of the North. Satisfaction level: 10/10.
• Conversation starter: Put this guy on your shelf and just wait. Friends, family, delivery drivers — someone is going to say, “Is that the Night King?” Then you get to launch into a passionate five-minute TED Talk about how the books differ from the show. You win.
• Big ‘cool nerd’ energy: Having a detailed, hand-painted, 1/16 scale Night King in your workspace sends a very specific message: “Yes, I am awesome. Yes, I paint fantasy figurines. No, I will not explain again how Jon Snow’s storyline should have gone.”

And honestly?

There’s just something deeply satisfying about seeing him stand tall (well, 12.5cm tall) once you’re done. It’s the kind of accomplishment that makes you say: “Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.” Or you know, post it on Facebook or Instagram and tag #hobbymanZA for clout.

So…
Are you brave enough to build the Night King?
Or will he just raise his little army of undead hobbyists without you?

Either way, winter’s not coming anymore.
But this figurine definitely should be.

Grab yours now.